rawriarty:

Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. 

Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how many dragons he’d slain.

And soon they began to wonder “Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?”

Ohhhh noooo.

So all of the knights went to King Arthur and said “I don’t believe Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories! He’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.”

And then even the King began to wonder, but that wasn’t the end of Sir Boast-a-lot’s problems. No. That wasn’t the final problem. The End.

I want you by my side. We’re brothers, you and I.

fairestcharming:

unless i kill myself, and complete your story

Leonardo Dicaprio observes the winners as they receive their awards and deliver their speeches. Leo then asks himself, “When will it be my turn?” He then responds, “Soon… one day… one… day…”